inserttemptitlehere:

dantes-disco-inferno:

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

How did they even cheat on that?

(Source: drunkonstephen)

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gloomy-teen:

slenclerman:

my dentist can suck dick

can i get the name of ur dentist 

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meladoodle:

speak-no-fuckery:

meladoodle:

i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend

I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend

alright you win

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There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs.
Angel Flonis Harefa (via psych-facts)

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stormy-kun493:

fyspringfield:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene? 

This takes me back to the FCAT.

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What would you do without me, Grayson?

What would you do without me, Grayson?

(Source: batfeels)

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